deathsparkle

heh. not surprising.

2005-10-26T23:31:38Z

the Wit
(71% dark, 34% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You
realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons'
philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most
other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest:
The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 95% on darkness
You scored higher than 15% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 33% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

deathsparkle @ 2005-10-04T17:14:00

2005-10-04T21:14:55Z

Bi/Slightly Straight
You scored 13 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for
the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are
sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you
do some experimenting.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 43% on Orientation

Link: The Sexuality Spectrum Test written by tall_man_54 on OkCupid Free Online Dating

heh.

2005-09-18T00:45:10Z

Hippie

You are 0% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion,
irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through
fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very
spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as
a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal
logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would
have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some
interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete
strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble,
it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble,
almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and
harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or
anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your
personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted,
gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen
to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but
I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Rationality
You scored higher than 58% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 26% on Brutality
You scored higher than 0% on Arrogance

a semi-lengthy update

2005-07-27T14:29:57Z

it has been a while since i last posted, and i suddenly feel the need to recap. here goes...

in general things have been going really well. kevin is wonderful as always, eva and i are trying to get things back to 100%, fam from texas is visiting...all of that.
on the other hand, joey rejected alissa for god only knows what, hopefully eva and i can cheer her up today...and lari was being her usual self.

more specifically...hanging out with jen and donelle at cruise night was quite enjoyable. we tried to set jen up with conley but she didn't go for it. jen had to leave sometime after 8, but donelle and i stayed there chatting with conley and schaefer (sp?) 'til about 9. donelle tried to hook me up with a job but i have seen no results nor do i expect to.

i still have not finished HP. i cannot focus lately at all. it's absolutely infuriating. i also find it horribly annoying that people have the nerve to judge but don't even have the guts to leave their name. yes i mean you you stupid anonymous commentator. ugh! *deep breath* i will not let that get to me though. some people really do know and understand me and that is all that matters.

i went to darien lake with the texas fam on monday. normally i hate darien lake, but boy was that ever interesting. gay men galore. i <3 gay people, so it was really an amazing time. straight people just seem so uptight and insecure, like myself.

lastly hopes for the near future...alissa cheers up,spending quality time with my eva, spending quality time with my sweetie, finishing HP. (this part is basically for me. a little memo if you will.)

deathsparkle @ 2005-07-21T14:23:00

2005-07-21T18:31:28Z

You Are Coffee Ice Cream

Energetic and lively, you are always on the go.
You're doing a million things at once and doing them well.
You tend to motivate others and raise spirits.
You are most compatible with chocolate ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

what now bitches.

2005-07-21T16:54:22Z

ok so i got a little bored...

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?

ok...

2005-07-16T20:01:56Z

so i keep bopping back and forth between emo blog, now aeonity, and lj. i think it's due to the fact i feel aeonity should express my more creative side, whereas lj seems more here it is and it's not beautiful. so, here it is.

in the past...6 days? since i updated...

i have made a new friend, in the strangest sense i suppose. myspace, eva's myspace in fact. and the three of us will be connecting on all sorts of levels tomorrow evening i'm sure. i am excited, i was recently telling eva how i miss having girl friends, and now we have one. ^_^ hope we don't scare you away too quick hun. hehe.

what else...oh kevin got his hair cut. finally. i think it's super hot. ^_^ not that i didn't find him attractive before, it's just that much better.

went to the drive-in last night with the fam and kevin. i was very very very happy that he came along. i feel sort of bad that he didn't go with any of his friends, but he's spending the whole weekend with the boys right now so...*shrug* besides i think we need these moments lately, to reconnect. yes i have felt the closeness as of late, but there is still that little bit of something lacking, though i think that void may have been filled last night. i feel truly content with the relationship for the first time in...about 2 months or so.

ok enough of the cutesy stuff i know none of you like to hear it.

today my dad surprised me, every so often he just does something so random and thoughtful it amazes me. 99% of the time i can't stand the man, but sometimes he shows that he really does care, and he does know at least something about me. he bought me the new hp book which i've been dying for since i first heard about it many months ago. i think i hardly mentioned it, if at all, to him. i can't concentrate now and i want to devote my full attention to hp, so i won't start it until later tonight.

uh...i think that's about it. surprisingly, this update is somewhat lengthy. ok now i am just rambling pointlessly....bye!

update time?

2005-07-10T14:59:19Z

seems as though everyone has gotten into updating their lj's, xangas, emoblogs, etc. i honestly don't know what to say though. yeah things have happened, quite possibly worth talking about, but does anyone truly care about anything stated? probably not.

here's a brief just because...

ash's grad party was awesome. despite my migraine, which alicia cured with excedrin (thanks so much!), i had a great time. i was little out of place, but ashley's friends are the type that even though you know you don't belong, they make you feel as if you do belong. it's a unique feeling. i did my best to socialize, i'm not exactly a "social butterfly".

i'm still disappointed with my lack of expression. i know it's in me somewhere, it was alive and thriving once. i was blind to its dying though, or perhaps it hasn't died but rather is still hanging by a thread... i fear my creative juices ran out long ago and cannot be replenished. perhaps i need new inspiration...

brief thought...

2005-07-05T06:32:39Z

i've discovered i am jealous. jealous of the way some people can express themselves...so poetically, effortlessly, truly mezmorizing. i suppose i have my spurts of beautiful language, but mostly my expressions are dull, cliche perhaps, never breathtaking. i commend you who manipulate words in such intricate manners, for i have so much to say myself...if only the art of communication was not so pretentious.

deathsparkle @ 2005-07-04T11:32:00

2005-07-04T15:33:07Z

HAPPY FOURTH O' JULY!!!

hm...

2005-07-02T05:32:50Z

the past two days have been really good actually. relationship seems to be back on track with kevin, which was my biggest concern as of late. i suppose my next task will be my friends, we all seem to be drifting apart, not just those who have graduated, but even my eva. it's not the same. i need to work on that. v_v

fireworks in akron were cute as usual, hung out with kevin and joe which was different, seemed like it was a n everyday occurence actually. *shrugs* (my feelings on that anyway.) almost had to walk home(parents were leaving as i ran to the vehicle), though it's not far in the first place. maybe a half mile and that's pushing it.

what else...oh i've been listening to the cure like crazy! i <3 the cure, and kevin got me two cd's. ^_^ i've also been listening to rob zombie. strange mix of tunes i know but hey, it's me.

i think that about sums it up. yep...'night!

thought of the moment

2005-06-29T17:44:16Z

i feel like a fucking rubber band.

all this tension building up inside, i try to hide it, pretending it's not there. but i can only stretch so far, one day i will snap and that will be the end.

it's late so why not update?

2005-06-24T06:32:12Z

*yawn*
let's see here...
well, over the past few days things have been improving, and rightly so. after let's see a minor car accident, grandmother in and out of the hospital, and well a "relationship" problem, it's about time things started going in the right direction.
been spending time with eva, kevin is wonderful again, i have a job interview tomorrow/today at 4:45....
yes.
short films soon to come, made by eva and i of course. will fill you all in when the time is appropriate.
uh........i don't know what else to say. haven't done much, mostly sat around with eva playing spyro. yep.
g'night LJ.

wow

2005-06-21T02:15:58Z

today was INTENSE.
today was the most wonderful, awful day ever. so much good is to come from what has happened, but along with it comes a lot of conflict. i am still processing it all, and i hope the questionable things work out for the better. i'm not going to let them ruin my life though if a few friends are lost to something they will one day regret. fortunately those few people i truly love and respect are still by my side and that's all i need. thank you for showing your true colors, i love you all.

deathsparkle @ 2005-06-19T23:32:00

2005-06-20T03:37:20Z

i will not go into details on all that i have experienced in the past 2 hours, but let's just say i never want to go through it again.

"Angel I can see myself in your eyes.
Angel won't you feel for me from your heart.
Do return my heart to me.
No don't insist, I'm already hurt."
-Blonde Redhead

couldn't put it any better myself. at least not at the moment.

ugh.

2005-06-19T03:21:43Z

well today was wonderful for the most part. half of my day was spent with the love of my life, and the other half was family crap. i don't wish to bore and/or disgust anyone with the happy part of my day so i will skip past the majority of that. i can't skip the puppy though, it's soooo adorable! kay. on to the rest.

got home "late" and supposedly i'm "grounded" but since i should be getting a "job" i should have some bonus points and maybe they'll just let it go 'cause it was lame anyway. lari and i took tons of ridiculous pictures at the "cousin" b-day party thing, the most fun i had after 4 pm.

on to the thing that is bothering me at the moment, i know it's stupid/ridiculous/childish jealousy, but i don't like my little cousin encroaching on my friendship with my BEST FRIEND. i mean, i could care less how well they get along etc etc, but when my best friend is spending the night with my little cousin and then little cousin has to brag to me about all the silly moments they "shared" that were 90% the same of what best friend and i do, yeah i was irked. so i played some GB. didn't help all that much. but i mean, i was getting over it until cousin had to rub it in "oh my god, so fun, so much in common, LOLs!" oi. i'm sure i'll be over this by the time i wake up tomorrow but still it is bothering me currently.

backtracking a bit here, AP Bio thing, i don't know if it ever even happened. it was never fully planned out and bobby was working the night it was supposed to occur, so i got stuck doing fam stuff. and eva went to ash's rather than stick with me.(above paragraph) i suppose all in all that wasn't that bad, i got a four poster canopy out of it so hey.

well, i believe that is it for tonight folks. *hugs to all* g'night.

ramble ramble

2005-06-17T02:34:18Z

alright...
well let's see now, being that it is summer and i have no life i should start updating this a bit more often eh?
first off, kevin and i are past the 8 month mark, hoorah! tomorrow is the AP Bio partay at bobby's, if it's still on...saturday i get to spend time with kevin ^_^...uhm...i have to get reading that book for AP English. hm.
exams have been crappy so far but what can one expect, right?
hanging out at ashley's between/after exams was quite enjoyable. though i got a slight sunburn that turned into a bit of a tan! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
i want to go to a bunch of concerts this summer, one i really really want and hopefully will go to if my aunt pulls through, is weezer and the pixies in toronto, yes!
much hanging out to be done with all of my friends, we all need to catch up and reconnect, oh yes.
finally got myself back on the road today, had to go with my dad to stan's to pick up his baby and i had to follow him home in the van. wasn't too bad, i was a bit scared to drive again at first, which is lame i know but oh well.
i think that's about it. uh huh. bye!

fun wow

2005-06-04T22:25:20Z

well time to update i suppose. lots of drama. well since my last post there were some minor things such as prom, etc etc. can't remember it all.

last night was the gathering at eva's house, which was eventful to say the least. it was quite fun, something i feel we all needed desperately. joe's hair got put into like a hundred little pony tails which was silly. dj impaled his hand and was freaking everyone out by pretending it was his neck. glow sticks were spattered everywhere....we all kind of spent the evening in little groups of 2 or three and interacted when something interesting was going on. kevin and i spent most of the evening together being cute etc etc. it was a good night overall.

on to today. whoa man. kay. SAT, not bad, but was totally burnt out after. driving home eva and i call to say we are on our way etc etc, stopping for lunch, mom tells me to pick up lari first despite my being ravenous, so i say fine. go pick up lari from ash's (cousin) and get to the corner where i stop behind a red truck. as the red truck is turning right, this girl is crossing the intersection so i couldn't see her, truck was in the way, eva did not even see her and she would have had a better view around the truck. bam. probably going about 5 miles and hour hit her back door which now has a nice dent in it. (the girl graduated last year so i kind of knew her, total bitch, made a big deal out of it) the accident was my fault of course, but because everyone was fine and there was no significant amount of damage, it is being considered a property damage. i still got ticketed, don't know if i am going to lose my license because i had it for less than six months and the accident was technically my fault. i was all freaked out, shaking, tears leaking out despite my trying to hold back, everyone trying to comfort me, the girl being a bitch, a million thought going through my mind. got home and my mom made me take aleeve, i was shaking so much my teeth were hitting the glass as i drank my water, and i was so choked up i could hardly swallow. i was made chammomile tea and a bagel which took some effort to get down but i'm sure it helped. then i passed out and woke up about 5:30. i've calmed down now, obviously, and i just have to wait and see what happens. nothing i can do now. what a day.

deathsparkle @ 2005-05-19T22:18:00

2005-05-20T02:18:57Z

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 80%

Sloth: 80%

Envy: 60%

Greed: 60%

Wrath: 60%

Gluttony: 40%

Pride: 40%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 60%

You'll die from overexertion. *wink*

How Sinful Are You?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

shrug

2005-05-18T02:31:41Z

ah well today was...interesting? school was the usual, the whole day went by very quickly, the past 2 1/2 hours seem like seconds blurred together.

basically the art show is my topic, though not the show itself, that was nice yes but you know how it goes. well we are all wandering around lari and i are supposed to babysit brenden and such, then we go outside on the hill behind the school which was fun of course. eva and i tried getting a rope off the fence and i was so focused on that damn knot i was oblivious to everything around me, it was odd but anyway, brenden i believe, comes running over "leeanna, kevin is bleeding!" and i look over and all i see is kevin glancing at his hand and then throwing the piece of broken mirror over the fence.

of course me with my overly kind and caring nature i run over all worried. i know i "overreacted" but honestly in the 3 seconds it all happened, who wouldn't have been concerned? it was nothing big a few minor cuts from being a typical boy jumping fences or whatever... but i know how easily someone closing a door turns into your little brother being rushed to the hospital with his thumb "hanging by a thread".

once back inside the school we are standing at the corner by eva's locker and we start a little "tickle fight" and some powertrippy janitor woman starts bitching at me because from all the way down the hall she "saw what we were doing" (she assumed we were being dirty). when i realized she was bitching at me it was too late to think. i merely told her that we weren't doing anything, the honest truth, and let her walk away bitching. shortly after i commented that she should stop taking those hallucinigens. i mean honestly, tickling does not look like making out or whatever she thought she saw.

oh but it didn't end there. dad had to be irritating as usual, so lari had to get the heat off and push all responsibility of fault on me and bitch about everything that happened and exaggerate a touch to top it all off. yes. how lovely. so as soon as i could i escaped to my sanctuary sad/strange as it is, the tub. i was in there for a good hour reading the illustrated man, listening to mr. bungle, and thinking. i'm pretty sure my thoughts have stopped whirling around in my head, but that doesn't mean the thoughts are sorted at all. at least i am now calm. lari tried being nice a few minutes ago hugging me like she understood, but i brushed it off. i didn't want her "kindness". i feel rude about it now....*sigh*
why am i so weak? aloof? stupid? angry? confused? alone?
who knows. not i.

deathsparkle @ 2005-05-13T15:44:00

2005-05-13T19:45:03Z

Your #1 Match: INFP

The Idealist

You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

What's Your Personality Type?

let's see.......

2005-05-13T00:39:46Z

yesterday was an amazingly wonderful happy day of happiness. 7 months with kevin. ^_^ we spent a few hours together just hanging out, playing frisbee, walking around in my backyard, sitting under a tree...just lots of cute little stuff. and i pierced his ears for him! *giggles* i enjoyed that. hm...today was a fairly good day. after school wandered around town with eva, adam, joe, dj for a bit, and kevin of course. walked to eva's house with eva and adam and took pictures of adam with flowers, then flowers without adam. came home, ate, sat around...that's it. yep!

wtf

2005-05-11T01:21:19Z

the thing on my mind right now. greg. went like this. i called. no answer. he calls back a short while ago...
"hello"
"hi, why did you call me?"
*i start to explain*
"don't call me ever again."
"are you serious?"
"yes. bye"
*i hang up*

i'm utterly confused. where did this come from? what did i do? how did this happen? what the fuck?

i'm old! heh.

2005-05-10T20:21:53Z

You Are 26 Years Old

26

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

hooray for instability!

2005-05-10T19:48:21Z

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Moderate
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Moderate
Histrionic:	High
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	Moderate
Dependent:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Information --